火曜日, 3月 07, 2006
Cure To The Brokenhearted
- Play Pops Fernandez & Joey Albert's Points of View 100x! Warning: The only guarantee is that for the first 10x, your sobs would be the only sound you and your neighbor hear! It gets better though as you 'Repeat Forever' Hahaha.
- Order an L double-stuffed crust Pizza Hut (with extra cheese toppings) and a 2-litter Pepsi. After you're thru devouring your all-meat double stuffed, look at the mirror and see yourself balooning. Guaranteed next step is to rush to the nearest gym or drug store for diet supplement. You'll be pre-occupied with losing 10 lbs that you'll forget your achy breaky heart!
- Organize parties for your friends to celebrate all the good things that come to their lives, weddings, engagements, promotions, new baby, birthdays, anniversaries, graduation, first dates, first kiss, whatever you can think of and you'll be guaranteed 3 boosters! (1) you'll be too busy that you're hypothalamus forgets to function for a moment (2) you are guaranteed less lonely nights and when you get home you'll be too drunk to think about your miseries...so you go straight to the bathtub and then all of a sudden it will dawn to you...that all your friends are having the time of their lives, why can't you? So you'll start contemplating on your misfortune and you start to cry like a baby...which is a good thing because (3) your tears wash away the pain.
- If 1-3 are not enough, drop off hints to the girl who pisses you off. Make sure she gets it that she's trying to flirt with your ex-, but never overdo it. Don't put it in her lap, just brush off the info to her nose and you'll surely piss her off and she'll start bitchin'. For a while, it's guaranteed that you'd pity yourself and you'll see your life like a soap opera. But don't fret! That's actually the idea. And now that you've accomplished that, stand tall, raise an eyebrow and shrug it off. You've already made your point...
- And if all else fails???? Go and have a facial. Have a full manicure and pedicure. Switch to a much simpler and sobber fashion. Lie low for a while. Been skipping yoga recently? Continue! Watch Legally Blonde to condition your mind. And then decide to be beautiful. Face the mirror and practice even a fake smile. You'll get used to it again. Give your smile to everyone except your ex-. Who knows, he may get back or not....you couldn't care any less. Like I said, you already made your point...and that should read as 'PERIOD'.
# posted by Unknown : 10:31 午後
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