金曜日, 2月 25, 2005
Only In The Philippines
I've received this forwarded email a hundred times before but everytime I do, it never fails to put a big smile on my face. Nice week ender...too bad only Filipinos could appreciate this, heard only in the Philippines!
My alltime favorite "Don't judge my brother!!! He's not a book!!!!" ahahahaha..
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1.)I was watching Jessa Zaragosa being interviewed byKris Aquino. Kris asked her to say 3 nice words aboutDingDong. And she said, " Actually, one word lang eh,MY LIFE." Ngek, di marunong mag bilang!!!
2.)"hindi ako kumakain ng tao!! i am not a carnival!!"*melanie marquez
3.)" i am not an addict!!! i am the victims!!! "*melanie marquez
4.)meron din ako kay regine. She was asked about theissue about her and KC Montero, kung sila ba ohindi.This is what she said: "No, we're not dating, he's like my grandchildren na noh!!"" my goodness, howmany kc monteros do we have in the philippines???
5.) Boy Abunda: So, Melanie, any last words for yourmother-in-law? Melanie Marquez: You know what KuyaBoy, I'll say this in English 'coz she doesn'tunderstand Tagalog. You know what Mrs. Dee, I've longbeen wanting to tell you this.. ang labo mo!!!"
6.)Nadia Montenegro: I would like to invite all of youto watch 14 Going Steady on the Twenty twooth ofNovember...
7.)eto kagabi nanood ulit ako ng tfc. The fieldreporter was talking to the news anchor, they weretalking about the 3 heads that were found in Mindanao, i forgot how he said it, but here goes...field reporter: " They are still not sure if theheadless heads belong to this and this......"headless head daw, meron ba non?!?!!
8.)Melanie Marquez: "I want to thank my mother, myfather and MY PARENTS" Question: tinanong sa kanyakung anong bagay ang proud sya sa sarili nya (something like that but I don't remember na) MelanieMarquez: I'm proud of my LONG LEGEDNESS!!!
9.)Star talk gave Rita Magdalena a trophy/award atafor the best dress ekek...tapos when she was calledto deliver a short speech...sabi ba naman nya:"...Thanks to my FRIENDSHIPS! friendships daw oh!anobah!
10.)" I would like to invite everybody to watch TheLife Story of Julie Vega. Kung nasaan man si Juliengayon, I'm sure she's very happy 'coz it's justaround the corner." *Nadia Montenegro
11.)Ate Luds: Paano mo nalalagpasan ang mga pagsubokmo sa buhay? Melanie Marquez: You know what, Ate Luds,when you're alone, you really have to set your foot..ahhh.. forward!!
12.)Alma Moreno wrapping up the conversation withguest Joey Albert in her now defunct show Rated A.Joey de Leon was the co-host. Alma: So Joey, paki ulitmuli yung concert mo sa University of Belt. Joey deleon : Ness naman eh, kaya tayo pinagtatawanan eh,University Belt 13.)Overheard from a girl na galit na galit sakararating na boyfriend sa Starbucks. Girl : My godyou're so late. Where did you...where have you...Where do you...saan ka ba galing???
14.)Melanie Marquez: Vilma, we should all be realism!(baka realistic!)
15.)Joe Quirino: Sharon, are you familiar with thecurrent problems we have in the film industry?Sharon: Sorry, Tito Joe, I'm afraid not. JQ: Whatabout you Myra, what can you say? Myra Manibog: NakuTito Joe, I'm afraid also!
16.)angela velez...kanina lang on the buzz...whenasked what time here car was stolen..."ewan ko, ithink around 5AM in THE MORNING..."
17.)pwede bang dialogue? "junjun had already sex w/her" *camille pratts*
18.)di lang ako sure kung sa calendar girl or teeveebabe nangyari toContestant: Hi I'm(contestants name),from (pinanggalingan nya) and i want to be aMEDICINE!!! (hehehe anong klase?)
19.)(circa 1995) TV show host - "Is there anything youwish to improve at this point and time?" LeandroBaldemor - "I have to improvement my acting"
20.)melanie marquez (classic! my favorite is: "ito nayata ang pinakamaligayang pasko at manigong bagongtaon sa inyo!" -- her accceptance speech afterwinning an award. and that wasn't even in english!) >
21.)vilma santos ("it's not my fault anymore, it'syour fault anymore!")
22.) di ko na marember kung ano yung exact na sinabini nikki valdez. kasi kris was asking her about troy,tas parang anong wish ba nya para sa relationshipnila ni troy. then she replied na "sana talagangforeverness na..." or something to that effect. sus!eh napanood ko kasi yun sa TFC sa ape pa, kayaayun...inabot siya ng tawa sa kaka-rewind. >
23.)eto isa pa about alma moreno din but i'm not sureif it's for real o joke lang: alma was at mcdonald'sata, tas after giving her order sa waiter, tinanong siya ng waiter: "Ma'am, for dine in or for take-out?"to which she replied: "No for Vandolph" ano ba yun???
24.)from some bold star: she was being interviewed bycristy fermin dati pa sa cristy per minute, kasiganito yun, pinahiram daw ni bold star yung car niyasa friend niya eh yung friend niya nabangga yung carniya so naglit siya and sabi niya sa friend niya: "OHMY GOD!!! WHAT DID YOU DID???!!!???"
25.)Reporter: Alma ilang movies na ba ang nagawa mo? Imean bongga ang dami ha! Alma Moreno: AY! ang hirapnaman niyan ! Reporter: Estimate...More or less...howmany? Alma Moreno: More!
26.)melanie marquez and boy abunda: boy: o melanie,paano na ang showbiz career mo ngayong nagmo-mormon kana? melanie: a okay lang yan boy kasi matagal na rinakong semi-retarded. 27.)Eat Bulaga husband and wife compatability contest(a la New Married game) Host: Misis, ano angnilalagay ni Mister sa kanyang itlog tuwing umaga??Misis: Johnson's Baby Powder! >
28.)meron pa kay alma, kaso d ko lam kung joke lang.tinatanong daw siya ni ate ludz kung anong masasabiniya sa violence na nangyayari sa bansa, she replied:"ano ba yan ate ludz, kung piano nga hindi akomarunong, 'violence' pa kaya!" a-che-che! tapos samcdo din daw: vandolph: "mommy, mommy gusto ko no'n!"(pointing at the apple pie picture) alma: o sige sigeanak. miss, isa ngang TURON! hyuk! hyuk! hyuk!
29.)In one beauty contest (di ko maalala kung Mutya ngPilipinas or Binibini...), the question yata was: Whois the one person you admire most? Contestant: Mymother. (She then went on to say na her mother tookgood care of the family, etc. etc., and endedwith...) That's why I'M PROUD TO BE MY MOTHER!Labo!!!
30.)eto pa isang di ko rin alam kung joke o tot oobeh: alma moreno singing miles away: "MILE AWAY, UR SOMANY MILE AWAY....." abay sabat ng kasama nya:almanaman e...lagyan mo ng "S". si alma uli: "SMILEAWAY...UR SO MANY SMILE AWAY...."
31.)Alma Moreno uli... Ewan ko lang kung totoo ito.Kasi related ito dun sa turon at dine in or take outissue sa Mc Do. Before daw sila umorder, ganito dawang nangyari... Alma: Huwag kang pumunta dun samalayo at malapit na tayong umorder. Vandolph: (takbong takbo tapos nadulas) Wahhhh!!! Alma: You see, yousee (Tignan mo, tignan mo). I said don't go there, butyou go still. (Sabi sa iyong huwag kang pumunta dun,pero pumunta ka pa rin). (Sabay kurot kay Vandolph)Vandolph: Arayyyyy!!!! Alma: O what, you gonna repeatit again? (O ano, uulitin mo pa ba?) I'm not justjust, change me! (Hindi ako basta basta, iba ako eh!)Iba ka talaga, Alma!!! Itong susunod, nangyari daw sadebut ni Manilyn Reynes. Manilyn: Uyyy!!! Thank youfor coming to my party. Enjoy yourselves! Alma:Syempre. (then beso-beso with Mane, tapos biglanghumirit ng...) Mane, how old are you na nga ba?Syempre 18, debut nga eh! >
32.)Ibang version ang alam ko sa incident na yun. Angsabi daw ni Alma nung >nadulas si Vandolph: >Alma: Itold you not to go to, but you go to! Look at!>Kakaiba nga sya!
33.)martin nievera interviewing sarah balabagan sam.a.d. martin: how are you doing sarah? sarah: it'sfine!
34.)ang tawag namin kay danilo barrios (the dancerfrom streetboys), e VEGETARIAN!! Here's why: duringan interview in today with kris, danilo told kris thathe is a vegetarian. so kris said, "oh, so hindi kakumakain ng beef, pork, chicken..." danilo replied,"ah, kumakain din ako nun!" ano ba talaga, mrvegetarian?!
35.)o eto naman napanood ko sa Talk TV and the topicwas about "What Turns You On". Guest nila si ToffeeCalma. Ang gist eh i-describe yung katabi at sabihinmo kung ano yung turn on sa kanya. Ryan Agoncillo: OhToffee, what turns you on kay Tintin (Bersola)?Toffee: Ah si Tintin, yung pagiging cuteness niya. Aysus cuteness daw ahhhh......
36.)Vilma Santos at the "Anak" press junket: I reallylike Claudine. We can talk anything under the sun. GoMayor Vi!
37.)Lydia immediately after winning against PT Usha ofIndia for the Century Dash.in 1984 Asian Games.Reporter: What happened Lydia, mukhang bumanat ka saending. Lydia: OO nga, mabilis siya, but you know, Iran and I fast!
38.)Ang ganda ng gospel number nayon,napaka-enlighting.Teka magpupunas ako, I'msweatening.*VILMA SANTOS
39.)I watched on this TV about 2 weeks ago in ashowbiz talkshow. Sunshine Dizon was beinginterviewed about her boyfriend Polo. She goes: "Ithink we complement each other. Yung weakness ko,strongest nya. And yung strongest ko, weakness nya."migosh!!! I think what she meant was STRENGTH!
40.)DAWN ZULUETA receiving an award at 1991 Famas: Thanksto my producers! Thanks to my Directors! And tHankyou GODS! --> Ano ka HINDU?
41.)in one of those beauty pageants in the province,host asks contestant: Host: so miss, what's yourmotto? Contestant: Uhhh, "unto-unto others, unto-untoyou..."
42.)Eto kanina lang sa Startalk. Featured si Melaniedahil bagong panganak sya sa panganay nila ni AttyLawyer. Melanie: ..... finally my answers have beenprayered. Ano daw? hehehe. Okay lang yan.understandable naman kasi bagong panganak lang somedyo tuliro pa siguro utak ni Melanie.
43.)some contributions pero may pagka classic na. almabloopers: @ loveliness: guest niya si ate vi saloveliness nya, eh late dumating si ate vi. kaya nunginintroduce nya si ate vi to do a number, sabi niya,"ladies & gentlemen, let's welcome. the LATE ms. vilmasantos!" ngek! " @ mcdo: alma umoorder, "one big macfor me and one SMALL mac for vandolph (kasi maliitdaw si vandolph). sabi ng CP, after umorder niloveliness ng burgers, "with pleasure, ma'am." sabini alma, "no, with ketsup!" @ see true: ate luds: iheard, wall to wall daw ang carpet mo sa bago nyonghouse ni dolphy? alma: ate luds, hindi naman. sahiglang!
44.)LA Lopez: Okey lang if people comment about myphysical attributes at the back of my back, butplease stay out of my sanity! ---> Statement regarding the issue of his planning to file libel caseagainst "BUBBLE GANG".
45.)Calendar Girl din sa MTB: John: What is yourmotto? (Girl thinks long and hard) Her cheering squadin the audience begins to shout, "Time is Gold!","Time is Gold!". Girl: Uhmm...Chinese Gold???Waaaahhhh...
46.)Here's mine: Remember Camille Roxas in her "Whatdid you did?" blooper? Di ba si Ogie Diaz (or JohnLapuz, not sure) yung nag sensationalize nun? So tomake amends, "nakipagbati" si Ogie (or John) kayCamille. So okay lang daw kay Camille coz nagingsikat nga raw siya. Then nagkuwento na si Camille howpeople recognize her whenever she goes out. Kuwentoniya: "Madami na nga nakakakilala sa kin dahil sa Whatdid you did? na yan. One >time nga, pumunta kami ngjapanese food, (then she went on how the waiters andwaitresses recognized her)."
47.)I remember someone telling me about one of AlmaMoreno's many blunders. Apparently she made a guestappearance on one of Martin Nievera's shows a longtime ago(dunno which one). Alma was telling himsomething, but he could not follow what she was sayingso Martin asked "COME AGAIN?". To that Alma replied:"YES, I'LL COME AGAIN"
48.)fredmore delos santos whenasked kung ano ang fave food niya... fredmore: "oh ilike japanese food" interviewer: "like what?"fredmore: "sinigang na baboy" NAMAN!!!
49.)Kuya Germs telling Alma (she came in late from ashooting yata)..Ness..ur pretty late, what happened?Alma: Kuya germs naman, late na nga prettypa...binobola mo naman ako,,(NGEK) 50.)KRISTINE: >--i just wanna thank my endorsements.>--it's okay, im stupider. >--the nominees is, thewinner are. >--im so flattered at all. (ay superflattered siya!) > >ASSUNTA: >--honesty (honestly)>--i just wanna thank god for his faithfulness (ay,siya na pala si GOD >ha?!) >--im always grounded kasi(uy, humble daw siya!) > >VILMA SANTOS: >--we can never can tell >--its not myfault anymore, its your fault anymore. >--oh, its ablessing in the sky > >VINA MORALES: >--THANKS EDGAR! (after parokya niedgar lead singer performed--whose name >happens tobe chito! hahaha!)
# posted by Unknown : 9:35 午前
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